birds

[chickentimeschickenways]

There are at least two, possibly three, birds that got in through the receiving dock and are now making a home in the rafters of [large box store]. They are very fond of the back corners, so the last week or so my shifts packing up returned items have been accompanied by loud birdsong. One of the maintenance guys is trying very hard to convince me that eventually one of the managers will get a BB gun to shoot them off the rafters. 

 

While I have no doubt that this has happened in some location or other of [large box store], I have many doubts that it was this one. I also doubt that any of my managers is a particularly good shot. (Now, if they could mow the birds down with a forklift: that would be different.)